The dog diaries

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Hilux

Detective Obnoxious and the case of the “the treat that wasn’t a treat”

I am a dog. A fierce, occasionally near-wolf-like dog, who still enjoys a good treat. I love cheese. I love cheesies. I do not love carrots. I will, on occasion, tolerate a cucumber. I will, less predictably, eat a strawberry. Dad's problem is that he has never once managed to catch me on a day I'm in a strawberry mood.

By Officer Obnoxious·2 min read

Sequoia · Dear Diary

The Hole, The Water, The Paddleboard

There is a crumb of food down here somewhere. I can smell it. I can always smell it. There was a crumb, one time, in this general area, and I have not forgotten

By Sequoia·3 min read

Cruiser

Cruiser’s Official Statement Regarding Water

Hello. I am Cruiser. I am half St. Bernard, which means I am large, and half Bernese Mountain Dog, which means I am fluffy. I have been informed that I drink water wrong.

By Cruiser·3 min read